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ELO Rankings
The same system used in chess and esports. Beat stronger players and earn more. Lose to someone below you and feel the shame. No cherry-picking, no excuses.
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Fortnightly MVP
A rolling 14-day crown. The player with the most games each fortnight takes the title — tracked, displayed, and recorded in the history books. Tiebreak goes to win rate.
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Rivalry Callouts
Roasting (3× the league average), Coasting (ranked on minimum effort), Ghosting (absent 14+ days) — automatically assigned, named, and called out.
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Slack Integration
Webhooks on every match. Slash commands for quick recording. The fortnightly MVP digest drops into your team channel automatically. No babysitting required.
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H2H & Rivalries
Head-to-head heatmap shows who owns who across the league. Rival detection surfaces the most contested matchups. Data for the people who care too much.
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Works Everywhere
Phone, tablet, desktop. No app to install. Magic link sign-in — no passwords, no friction. Share one URL and your whole office is in.